1. don't listen to the voice that says: "stop, ya wee arse - you'll regret this"
2. compound your ignorance and stupidity by engaging in debauchery
3. add to this by spending all your money
4. spend time with people who:
a. don't like you/you don't like
b. have already decided they won't like you more than they do
5. complete the massive life-fuck by alienating the one person you adore via the above list. Well done, loser.
